welcome
Nothing to do to save his life
call his wife in
Nothing say but what a day
how's your boy been
Nothing to do, it's up to you
I've got noting to say but it's O.K.
Good morning, good morning, good morning
Going to work don't want to go
feeling low down
Heading for home you start to roam
then you're in town
Everybody knows there's nothing doing
Everything is closed, it's like a ruin
Everyone you see is half asleep
And you're on your own, you're in the street
Friday, July 3, 2009, Friday, July 03, 2009
The Science Of The Miss Universe Pageant by Papa
You can only dream of heaven, where women are stunningly tall, their beauty blinding everyone in a small 1.5 billion telecast, perfect posture, the perfect smile, the absolutely well presentation that only teenagers and adults could dream of, their very pressence is enough to make you fall back and die. Well not to all people, but thats just me, a proud pageant person. I've been watching and obsessing on the Miss Universe Pageant since I was in my early life, which was early 2004 when Amelia Vega won the title, I thought she was perfect. After that, I've began to be very skillful in judging these girls like I'm one of those ugly judges who have no regards or any education of the art and science of the Miss Universe Pageant. I mean, they once had Dave Navaro; Carmen Electra's recent ex-huband, as one of the judges, come on! He's an ugly rocker with tatoos and black nail polish. Do we really need our title holder's judges to be someone who is ill-knowledgable in the art of pure form beauty? Or at least fake form.
They are many feminist or as I call them "ugly women" who believe that the Miss Universe is wrong, it promotes fakery: such as their perfectly proportioned face, nose, breasts, Other problems include the sad fact that the pageant promotes beauty as opposed to brains, because dare I say it Miss Universe Pageantees are dump. Harsh? Sue me. Miss Korea when asked if she could have any superpower, she replied having a wallet that does not run out of money. My mind went numb.
Let me make this straight, if you want to find the perfect looking girls, perfect in every single milimetre, without any single bad angle, go to Miss universe. If you're looking for girls that are less Miss Universe looking and much smarter, please go to that whatsthatpageantname, the ill-televised, who cares Miss World. They have scholars, engineers...
Back to the science, beauty is science, there are tons of research on finding the perfect face, like the Golden Proportinal Rule, which if you could fit your face on those hard angles you are probably really, really good looking. The science of cosmetic surgery, where people are trying hard and paying hard to look presentable. The science of cosmetic pharmerusical products, like the very expensive LA MER CREM'E, they even have tons of proverbs based on beauty in every single culture, like, "its useless to be an ill-smelling rose".
The very faces of these girls are absolutely perfect to every culture. The classic Japanese face, tweaked to look like a much better version of the Japanese face, not westernizing the Japanese face, but just improving the very proud and soft version of the Japanese face. The Indian version, dare I say has a problem, every single year except for 2004, the very look of Indian is missing, it is all the mixed impure bred, the mixed rice, not the original Indian face. It is sad and quite dissapointing actually. These girls are made to represent their country and culture. Like Indians are not British-like, they are well Indians. Another example, is Vanezuala, the country known for its beautiful and friendly people and it reflects well in the premilinary rounds. Most ill-minded "ugly people", think that The Miss Universe Pageant is just another beauty pageant. Well Bitches, you are damn wrong! So wrong! It is mean of uniting people from all over the world. It is much better than the Olympics.
Based on the crap that I wrote above about The Olympics vs The Miss Universe Pageant. If you compare both of them, their main objective is to unite the world right? Well sort of. Comparing The Olympics where countries waste more than $5 billion dollars of the already destroyed economy just to play sports? Well, the tourists are a plus. But still $5 billion dollars could feed lots of their poor people. And at the end the country with the most golds are victorious and no one will be talking about the winner in a long time. In a sort of way these two competition are very much alike, they promote body deformities, for example the impossible way of achieving those wierd and beutifully cut bodies seen on the atheletes, their very shoulder's cuts could take me a lifetime to work out. The pageantees bodies are so stunning and perfect that women and women athelets could only dream about, its Impossible to get these two bodies unless you're well an atheletes or at least a pageant person. Moreover, pageantees are skilled in perfecting the art of perfection. So for them to not have a perfect everything, is like the sky without the clouds, still beautiful but not complete.
